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Saturday, August 31, 2024

111 Debt Collectors Get a Taste of Their Own Medicine: The Law Strikes Back! 🦸‍♂️👮‍♀️


In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, 111 "debt collectors" from Phap Viet Law Company have found themselves on the wrong side of the law. Let's dive into this legal thriller, Ngọc Prinny style, shall we? 🍿



The Cast of Characters 🎭

  • Trần Văn Châu: Our main villain, deputy director of Phap Viet Law Company
  • Hồ Quốc Hùng: Châu's partner in crime
  • 109 henchmen: The supporting cast in this debt-collecting drama

The Crime Scene 🕵️‍♂️

Picture this: A law firm that's about as lawful as a fox in a henhouse. These "legal eagles" were actually:

  • 🦹‍♂️ Terrorizing over 172,000 debtors
  • 💰 Extorting a whopping 456 billion VND (about $19.5 million)
  • 🏦 Working for 7 banks and financial companies

The Verdict: Justice Served Hot! 🔥

The judge, channeling their inner superhero, brought down the hammer of justice:

  • Châu: 19 years behind bars
  • Hùng: 18 years to cool his head
  • The rest: 1 to 13 years to think about their life choices

Plus, they all have to pay back every penny they extorted. Talk about a bad investment! 💸

The Plot Thickens 🕸️

But wait, there's more! The court hinted at a sequel:

  • 🕵️‍♀️ Investigation into the banks and financial companies involved
  • 💼 A closer look at those who invested in this "totally legit" business

In a Nutshell 🥜

This case is nuttier than a squirrel's winter stash! It's a stark reminder that:

  • Crime doesn't pay (but it might land you in jail)
  • The law has a long arm (and a good memory)
  • If something seems too good to be true, it probably involves 111 people getting arrested

Remember, folks: When life gives you debts, don't hire a shady law firm to collect them! 😉


Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).

#DebtCollectionGoneWrong #JusticeServed #LegalThriller #FinancialCrimeDoesntPay

Friday, August 30, 2024

The PhD Pickle: When Getting Fired Turns into a Degree Debate 🎓💼


Imagine working for a company for nearly three decades, only to be shown the door and then demand they pay for your PhD! 🤯 That's exactly what happened in this wild case from Vietnam. Let's dive into this labor law labyrinth, Ngọc Prinny style, shall we?




The 29-Year Itch 🕰️

Mr. Nguyen Quang Hai, our protagonist, had been working for Minh Binh Company since 1992. That's right, 29 years of dedication! But here's where things get interesting:

  • 🚢 Started on an oil tanker
  • 🌏 Worked in Singapore and Japan
  • 💰 Got multiple raises

Sounds like a dream career, right? Well, not so fast...

The Plot Twist 😱

In January 2021, Mr. Hai was suddenly fired! 🚀 His response? Sue the company for a whopping 7.4 billion VND (about $320,000 USD). But here's the kicker:

He demanded 2 billion VND ($86,000 USD) for his PhD studies! 🤑

The Million-Dollar Question 🤔

Now, here's where we need to put on our thinking caps:

Why wasn't Mr. Hai on an indefinite labor contract after 29 years?

According to Vietnamese labor law, after two fixed-term contracts, the third should be indefinite. So what happened here? 🕵️‍♂️

The Court's Verdict 👨‍⚖️

  1. The company violated the 30-day notice period
  2. Mr. Hai was awarded 8.2 million VND ($350 USD) for the violation
  3. The PhD claim was rejected due to lack of evidence

But the mystery of the contract type remains unsolved! 🧩

In a Nutshell 🥜

This case is nuttier than a squirrel's winter stash! It raises important questions about:

  • Long-term employment rights
  • The importance of clear training agreements
  • The need to understand your contract type

Remember, folks: Always read the fine print, and maybe don't expect your employer to foot the bill for that fancy degree unless they explicitly agree to it! 😉


Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).

#LaborLawDrama #PhDProblems #EmploymentRights #ContractConundrums #WorkplaceWoes


💼 Bank on This: Employee's $1.4 Million Emotional Damage Claim Gets the Boot! 💔

 

Hold onto your wallets, folks! 💰 We've got a tale of corporate restructuring, hurt feelings, and a whole lot of zeros that'll make your head spin faster than a banker's calculator!




👩‍💼 The Protagonist: Ms. Vu Thi Ngoc Tu

Our leading lady, Ms. Tu, had been climbing the corporate ladder at Deutsche Bank AG's Ho Chi Minh City branch for a whopping 14 years. From securities custodian to Assistant Vice President, she was living the dream... until she wasn't. 😴💭💔

📅 The Timeline of Turmoil

  • 2007: Tu joins Deutsche Bank
  • February 2015: Promoted to Assistant VP
  • Late 2020: Bank announces restructuring (uh-oh! 😰)
  • November 16, 2020: Tu told to stay home (with pay, but still... 🏠)
  • February 9, 2021: Employment contract terminated 🚫

💸 The Million-Dollar Question

Now, here's where it gets spicy! Tu wasn't just going to walk away. Oh no! She decided to sue the bank for a cool 37.6 billion VND ($1.6 million). But wait for it...

🚨 Plot Twist Alert 🚨 Of that eye-watering sum, a whopping 34 billion VND ($1.4 million) was for... drumroll please 🥁... emotional damages! Talk about putting a price on feelings! 😲

⚖️ The Courtroom Drama

  1. Round 1: District 1 People's Court says "Nope!" 👎
  2. Round 2: Tu appeals, hoping for a change of heart ❤️‍🩹
  3. Final Showdown: Ho Chi Minh City People's Court

🎭 The Plot Thickens

  • Bank offers 10 months' salary as a peace offering 🕊️
  • Tu claims she was pushed out, not restructured 🤨
  • Bank insists the restructuring was real, coming all the way from Germany 🇩🇪

🏁 The Grand Finale

After much debate and drama, the court delivered its verdict, Ngọc Prinny style:

🚫 Appeal REJECTED! 🚫

The judges ruled that:

  • The bank's restructuring was legit
  • Tu's honor and reputation weren't harmed
  • No evidence of actual damages from the termination

🎬 The Moral of the Story

Folks, it seems that in the world of high finance, emotions might be priceless, but they're not always cashable! 💲❌

Remember: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But maybe don't try to sell it for $1.4 million! 🍋💰


Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).

#EmploymentLaw #CorporateDrama #MillionDollarEmotions #BankingBattles

Thursday, August 29, 2024

🎉 Baby Boom Alert: Vietnam's Maternity Leave Gets a Fertility-Friendly Facelift! 🍼


Hey there, future mamas and papas! Grab your pregnancy tests and put on your party hats because Vietnam's social insurance game just got a whole lot more inclusive! 🎈



🗓️ Mark Your Calendars: July 1, 2025

That's right, folks! Starting from this date, the stork isn't the only one delivering good news. The National Assembly has just passed a new Social Insurance Law that's about to make waves in the world of maternity benefits. 🌊

👩‍⚕️ Fertility Treatment? No Problem!

Here's the scoop: It's not just new moms who get to enjoy maternity leave anymore. Women undergoing fertility treatment are now eligible for maternity benefits too! 🎉

The Deets:

  • Who: Women employees undergoing fertility treatment
  • What: Eligible for maternity leave benefits
  • When: From July 1, 2025
  • How: Must have contributed to social insurance for at least 6 months within the 24 months before giving birth

🤔 But Wait, There's More!

The new law doesn't stop there. It's like a buffet of benefits, and everyone's invited! Here's who else can join the party:

  • 🤰 Pregnant women
  • 🤱 New mothers
  • 👩‍👧 Surrogate mothers
  • 👨‍👩‍👦 Couples using surrogates
  • 👩‍👦 Adoptive parents (for kids under 6 months)
  • 🩺 Employees using medical contraception methods
  • 👨‍👩‍👧 Male employees with wives giving birth

💼 For the Boss Babes and Dapper Dads

To qualify for these juicy benefits, you'll need to have paid into social insurance for at least 6 months in the 12 months before your big day (whether that's giving birth, welcoming your surrogate baby, or adopting your little one).

🎭 The Plot Twist

While the National Assembly was feeling generous, they did have to draw the line somewhere. Adoptive parents who don't take time off work won't get the same benefits as those having biological children. Budgets, am I right, Ngọc Prinny style? 💸

🎬 The Final Scene

This new law is like a warm hug for all the aspiring parents out there. It recognizes that creating a family can take many forms, and now the law is catching up to reality. So whether you're growing a baby in your belly, in a petri dish, or in your heart, Vietnam's got your back!

Remember, folks: A family isn't built in a day, but with these new benefits, it might just be a little easier to take that first step. Here's to more sleep-deprived nights and heart-melting moments for everyone! 🥳

Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).

#MaternityLeave #FertilityTreatment #VietnamLaw #ParentalBenefits #SocialInsurance


🚨 Operation Baby Rescue: Cracking the Cradle Caper Across 32 Provinces! 👶


Hold onto your pacifiers, folks! 🍼 The Ho Chi Minh City Police just dropped a bombshell that'll make your diaper drop! They've busted a massive newborn trafficking ring disguised as an adoption service, spanning across a whopping 32 provinces! Talk about a nation-wide nursery nightmare! 😱



🕵️‍♀️ The Sting Operation

Our brave boys in green sniffed out something fishy when they caught wind of suspicious activities in online adoption groups. Faster than you can say "goo-goo ga-ga," they set up a sting operation that would make even James Bond jealous!

Key players in this baby bazaar:

  • 👑 The Kingpins: Nguyen Thi Anh Dao, Hoang Thi Nhung, Do Thi Thuy Ngan, and Cao Thi Thu Phuong
  • 🕴️ 6 Middlemen: Doing the dirty work
  • 🎭 The Document Forger: Phan Phuong Nam (because every good heist needs a skilled counterfeiter, right?)

💰 The Baby Business

Since the beginning of 2024, these crafty criminals have been:

  • 🛒 Buying babies (aged 3 days to 3 months) for 10-23 million VND each
  • 📈 Selling them for a whopping 35-75 million VND each
  • 💼 Profit: Hundreds of millions of VND (That's a lot of diapers!)

But wait, there's more! 📜 Our forgery friend Nam was busy cooking up fake birth certificates faster than you can say "It's a boy!"

🦸‍♂️ The Hero's Journey

Our valiant police force:

  • 🔍 Investigated 84 suspicious cases
  • 🚔 Arrested 16 suspects (including the big cheeses!)
  • 🏆 Rescued countless babies from a life of trafficking

🎭 The Plot Twist

Here's where it gets wild: They even caught a woman trying to sell her own baby! Talk about a maternal plot twist! 😲

🌟 The Happy Ending

Thanks to our heroes, these babies are now safe and sound, getting the care they deserve. It's not just a victory for law enforcement, but a triumph for tiny humans everywhere!

Remember, folks: If you see something suspicious, say something! Let's keep our little ones safe and sound! 👶🚨

Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).

#BabyRescue #HumanTrafficking #PoliceHeroes #AdoptionScam #ChildSafety


Wednesday, August 28, 2024

🎰 When Gov Sites Go Rogue: The Great Gambling Link Scandal! 🕵️‍♂️


In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood heist movie, a high-ranking government official in Vietnam has been caught red-handed turning state websites into a digital casino! 😱 Let's dive into this web of deceit that's shaking up the internet world in Quang Tri province, Ngọc Prinny style!




🚨 The Mastermind Unmasked

Meet our protagonist (or should we say antagonist?):

  • Name: Le Chau Long 🧑‍💼
  • Age: 53 (born in 1971)
  • Position: Deputy Chief of Office at Quang Tri Provincial People's Committee
  • Secret Identity: Wannabe Gambling Kingpin 👑

🕸️ The Sneaky Scheme

Our "creative" official didn't just bend the rules; he rewrote the whole playbook! Here's how the game was played:

  1. Step 1: Get access to government websites (✅ Easy peasy when you're the boss!)
  2. Step 2: Sneakily insert gambling links into official .gov.vn domains 🔗
  3. Step 3: Watch the chaos unfold as unsuspecting citizens stumble into online casinos 🎲

🚔 The Plot Thickens

But wait, there's more! This wasn't a solo act:

  • 7 suspects arrested (including our friend Long)
  • Timeframe: 2019-2024 (That's a long game!)
  • Targeted sites: Government agencies, schools, social-political organizations

💻 The Tech-Savvy Culprits

These weren't your average Joe hackers. The gang included:

  • IT professionals
  • Former website admins
  • Current government employees
  • Website design company owners

Talk about insider threats! 😮

🎭 The Consequences

This digital drama had some serious real-world impacts:

  • Citizens' personal info exposed 🔓
  • Social media accounts hijacked
  • Bank accounts compromised 💰
  • Reputation of government agencies tarnished

🕵️‍♂️ The Investigation Continues

The Quang Nam Provincial Police are on the case, digging deeper to uncover more players in this web of deceit. Stay tuned for more updates on this cybercrime saga!

Remember, folks: Just because a website ends in .gov.vn doesn't mean it's not trying to take your money! Stay vigilant out there in the wild, wild web! 🌐

#CyberCrime #GovernmentScandal #OnlineGambling #VietnamNews #TechFail

Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).


Tuesday, August 27, 2024

🥋 Karate Kid Controversy: When Dreams Get Chopped in Ho Chi Minh City 🇻🇳


Hold onto your belts, sports fans! We're about to dive into a tale that'll make you flip faster than a black belt's roundhouse kick. Welcome to the 2024 Ho Chi Minh City Youth Karate Championship, where the action off the mat is more intense than any bout! 🎭🏆




The Binh Thanh Bombshell: A Young Star's Struggle 📌

Meet N.T.M, our 11-year-old karate kid from Tan Binh district. She's trained for months, dreaming of gold. But little did she know, her biggest fight wouldn't be on the mat...

Act 1: The Phantom Injury 👻🤕

  • N.T.M: Fit as a fiddle, pumped for the finals 💪
  • Suddenly, the loudspeaker announces: "N.T.M withdraws due to injury!" 🔊
  • Parents and coach: "Wait, what injury?!" 😱

The Plot Thickens:

  1. Coach Nguyen Thi Mong Tam (Tan Binh district) signed an injury report 📄✍️
  2. Head referee Trinh Duong Khanh Thanh accepted it without question 🤷‍♂️
  3. No medical check, no doctor's note - who needs those, right? 🏥❌

Act 2: The Shocking Revelation 🕵️‍♂️🗣️

N.T.M's parents confront Coach Tam, and what they hear is jaw-dropping:

  • Coach Tam: "Binh Thanh district has few medals, they asked for one. We (Tan Binh) have many, so let's give them one." 🏅😳
  • Parents: "You're trading our daughter's hard work like it's poker chips!" 😠
  • Coach Tam: "If she fights now, she'll lose anyway." 🤯

Act 3: The Comeback and Controversial Conclusion 🥋⚖️

  1. The Fight is On: • Parents demand N.T.M be allowed to compete 💪 • Magically, N.T.M "recovers" from her non-existent injury 🧙‍♂️ • She enters the mat, ready to prove herself 🎬
  2. The Bout: • N.T.M fights her heart out 💥 • But the judges seem to have other ideas...
  3. The Verdict: • Judges: "And the winner is... not N.T.M!" 🏆 • Parents cry foul, smell something fishier than week-old sushi 🍣

The Aftermath: Official Responses 📢👔

  1. Ho Chi Minh City Karate Federation: • "All's fair in love and karate!" 🤷‍♂️ • Claims the red belt won fair and square ✅ • Declares all 10 complaints from N.T.M's family "inaccurate" 🚫
  2. Ho Chi Minh City Sports Center: • Recommends disciplinary action against Coach Tam 🚨 • Calls for investigation into referee Thanh's conduct 🔍
  3. The Unanswered Questions: • Who really decided N.T.M should "withdraw"? 🤔 • Why was no medical check required? 🏥 • Is "medal trading" a common practice? 🤝

Why This Matters Beyond One Match 🌟🌍

  1. Dreams at Stake: • Young athletes train harder than a ninja on espresso ☕ • Message sent: "Hard work might not pay off" 📉
  2. Trust Shattered: • Parents and kids losing faith faster than a fallen soufflé 🍳 • Sports organizations' credibility: Going, going, gone! 🏃‍♂️💨
  3. The Ripple Effect: • Other young athletes watching: Will they trust the system? 👀 • Parents' faith in youth sports: Taking more hits than a punching bag 🥊

The Bigger Picture: A Glimpse into Wider Issues 🖼️

While this incident is shocking, it hints at broader problems in Vietnamese sports:

  • Pressure for medals sometimes overshadows fair play 🏅>🤝
  • "Medal trading" might be more common than we'd like to admit 😔
  • The system may prioritize quotas over individual talent 📊>🌟

The Bottom Line 📊🥋

This karate controversy has more layers than a black belt's obi! It's time for sports authorities to face the music and ensure fair play. Our young athletes deserve a fighting chance - both on and off the mat!

Remember, in the dojo of life, it's not just about winning - it's about integrity, hard work, and fair play. Let's make sure our young karate kids are fighting opponents, not a rigged system! 💪🥋

#KarateKidJustice #YouthSportsIntegrity #FairPlayForAll #VietnamSports


Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. Each case may have specific requirements. For legal matters, please consult with legal experts (like Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm).


It's time to chop down corruption and build up fair play in Vietnamese youth sports. Let's ensure every young athlete's dream gets a fair shot at becoming reality! 🌟🇻🇳

Sunday, August 25, 2024

🚨 Siren Says Move: The High-Stakes Game of Emergency Vehicle Etiquette 🚨


Ever felt like you're in a real-life game of "Grand Theft Auto" when an ambulance comes blaring down the street? Well, buckle up buttercup, because ignoring those flashing lights could land you in hot water faster than you can say "It wasn't me, officer!" 🚓💨



In a Nutshell: Move It or Lose It!

When those sirens start wailing, it's not just good manners to move over - it's the law! Here's the lowdown on the highway hierarchy, Ngọc Prinny style:

1. 🚒 Fire trucks: These hot rides get first dibs on the road

2. 🚔 Police cars & military vehicles: Law enforcement's VIP pass

3. 🚑 Ambulances: The life-saving limos that wait for no one

4. 🚚 Disaster response vehicles: Nature's fury fighters

5. ⚰️ Funeral processions: The final ride that demands respect


Siren Shenanigans: Tales from the Asphalt

Picture this: An ambulance is racing to save a life, lights flashing, sirens blaring. But wait! What's that ahead? Oh no, it's Captain Oblivious in his trusty truck, playing a game of "I can't hear you!" 🙉

Spoiler alert: It doesn't end well for our tone-deaf trucker. In a recent case in Phu Yen province:

- 🚛 Truck driver decided to play chicken with an ambulance

- 🚑 Ambulance crew probably contemplating career choices

- 👮 Traffic police entered the chat

- 💸 Result: A cool 7 million VND fine and a 3-month vacation from driving


The Price of Being "Siren Deaf"

Think ignoring that ambulance is no big deal? Think again! Here's what you could be signing up for:

- 💰 Fines up to 8 million VND (That's a lot of bánh xèo, folks!)

- 🚫 License suspension for 2-4 months (Hope you like walking!)

- 😱 Potential karma points for delaying emergency services


The Bottom Line: Be a Road Hero, Not a Zero

Remember, when you hear those sirens, channel your inner superhero:

1. 👀 Look alive and locate the emergency vehicle

2. 🚗 Move to the right (it's always right to move right!)

3. 🛑 Stop if necessary, but don't panic-brake

4. 🙌 Feel good about potentially saving a life


So next time you're on the road and hear that siren song, don't be a road hog - be a road hero! After all, you never know when you might be the one needing that ambulance. 🦸‍♂️🚑

#RoadSafety #EmergencyVehicles #TrafficLaws #DriveSmart #SirenAwareness


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Remember, folks: In the grand orchestra of traffic, emergency vehicles are the lead singers. Don't try to steal their spotlight - it might cost you more than just a bad review! 🎭🚦

Saturday, August 24, 2024

The Great MOU Mystery: PVOIL's Signature Showdown! 🕵️‍♂️


Ladies and gentlemen, gather round for a tale of corporate intrigue that'll make your contracts curl! 📜😱 We're diving into the case of PVOIL vs. The Mysterious MOU, a saga that'll teach us all about the perils of hasty signatures, Ngọc Prinny style!




In a Nutshell: The PVOIL Predicament

PVOIL, a big player in Vietnam's oil game, found itself in a slippery situation with a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) promising them only 30% of profits. Yikes! 😬 But wait, there's a twist...


The Plot Thickens: Two Fatal Flaws 🕴️🔍

1. The Signature Switcheroo 📝

   • Bold Discovery #1: The MOU signer wasn't PVOIL's legal rep at the time. Oops!

   • Plot Twist: Zero authorization papers. Nada. Zilch.

2. The Procedural Pratfall 🚧

   • Bold Discovery #2: Internal decision-making process? Completely bypassed!

   • The Kicker: No thumbs up from the Board of Directors. Double oops!


The Verdict: MOU Goes Poof!💨⚖️

Ho Chi Minh City Court waved its legal wand and... *POOF!* 🎩✨ The MOU vanished, declared null and void!


But Wait, There's More: The Bigger Picture 🖼️

This isn't just about PVOIL. It's a cautionary tale for all businesses! Let's break it down:

Three Flavors of Contract Chaos 🍦

1. The Overeager Legal Rep 🦸‍♂️

   • Has the title, but not the power!

   • Needs board approval for big deals, but skips it.

2. The Enthusiastic Impersonator🕴️

   • Not the legal rep, no authorization.

   • Like PVOIL's mystery signer!

3. The Boundary-Pushing Delegate 🏃‍♂️

   • Has some power, but goes overboard.


Legal Lifesavers: Know Your Rights ⚖️

Civil Code Wisdom: Articles 145 & 146 are your best friends.

Company Responsibility: If they knew and didn't object, they're on the hook!

Signer's Solo Dance: If the company objects, the signer faces the music alone.


Protect Yourself: The Partner's Playbook 🛡️

1. Pre-Contract Checklist:

   • Verify the signer's authority in company docs.

   • Check if board approval is needed (PVOIL could've used this!)

   • Scrutinize any power of attorney docs.

2. Post-Signing Safety Net:

   • Prove the company knew and didn't object.

   • Look for signs of tacit approval.


PVOIL's Lesson for All 📚

1. Always Double-Check: Who's signing? Do they have the power?

2. Board Approval is Bae: When in doubt, ask the board!

3. Document Everything: Paper trails are your best friend in business.


Remember, in the corporate jungle, it's not just about who signs, but who has the power behind the pen! 🦁📝

#PVOILCase #ContractLaw #CorporateGovernance #LegalAuthority #BusinessRisks #VietnamLaw

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And there you have it, folks! A tale of corporate caution that proves sometimes the best defense is a good... mistake? 🤔 Stay savvy in your signings, and may all your MOUs be valid and victorious! 🏆📜

Friday, August 23, 2024

🌿 Orange Justice Denied: The Saga of Agent Orange Continues 🍊

Grab your hazmat suits, folks! We're diving into the toxic soup of Agent Orange, where legal battles meet environmental nightmares. It's a tale that'll make your jaw drop faster than leaves off a defoliated tree! 😱


In a Nutshell: The Toxic Timeline

• 1961-1971: US sprays Agent Orange in Vietnam War

• 1982: US evacuates Times Beach due to dioxin

• 2024: Paris Court says "Non!" to Vietnamese victims' lawsuit


The Not-So-Fun Facts 📊

1. The Toxic Cocktail:

   • 80 million liters sprayed

   • 366kg of dioxin (that's 41 times more toxic than Times Beach!)

   • Effects lasting longer than a vampire's lifespan

2. The Human Cost:

   • 4.8 million Vietnamese exposed 😷

   • 3 million victims and counting

   • Generations of children born with defects 👶👧👦

3. Environmental Apocalypse:

   • 3 million hectares of forests destroyed 🌳➡️🏜️

   • Ecosystems still recovering after 50+ years


The Legal Rollercoaster 🎢

1. Tran To Nga's Fight:

   • 82-year-old Franco-Vietnamese woman

   • Sued 14 chemical companies

   • Lost in 2021, appealed, lost again in 2024

2. The Court's Cop-Out:

   • Companies claim "sovereign immunity"

   • Court agrees, leaving victims high and dry

   • Vietnam expresses disappointment (understatement of the century!)

3. The Double Standard:

   • US, Australian, and Korean vets compensated

   • Vietnamese victims left out in the cold

   • It's like inviting someone to dinner, then eating their food! 🍽️


Why This Matters⚖️

1. Justice Delayed is Justice Denied:

   • Victims suffering for 60+ years

   • Companies profit while people perish

   • It's time to pay the piper (and the victims!)

2. Environmental Wake-Up Call:

   • Ecosystems don't recognize borders

   • Today Vietnam, tomorrow the world?

   • Mother Nature's revenge is a dish best served globally 🌍

3. Moral Imperative:

   • Acknowledging past wrongs

   • Setting precedent for future conflicts

   • Because what goes around, comes around (sometimes as toxic rain ☔)


What Can We Do? 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️

1. Spread the Word: 

   • Share this story (it's spicier than your grandma's chili!)

   • Use #AgentOrangeJustice on social media

2. Support the Victims: 

   • Donate to organizations helping Agent Orange victims

   • Volunteer if you can (hazmat suit not required)

3. Pressure for Change: 

   • Write to your representatives

   • Boycott companies that refuse responsibility

   • Make some noise (louder than a B-52 bomber!)


The Bottom Line:

The Agent Orange saga isn't just Vietnam's problem - it's a global wake-up call. It's time we turned this toxic tide and fought for a future where justice isn't just a fancy word in law books. After all, if we can send billionaires to space, surely we can clean up our Earthly messes! 🚀🌏

Vietnam's fight for justice isn't just about compensation - it's about acknowledging a dark chapter in history and working together to heal the wounds. It's time for those responsible to step up and face the music. After all, you can't spell "RESPONSIBILITY" without "RESPONd"! 🎵


#VietnamJustice #EnvironmentalDisaster #WarLegacy 

#AgentOrangeJustice #VietnamLegacy #EnvironmentalJustice #GlobalResponsibility #HealingHistory

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Remember, folks: History might be written by the victors, but the future is written by those who care. Let's make sure our chapter is one of justice, healing, and a little less orange! 🌈✊

Thursday, August 22, 2024

🌟 Marriage Madness: When Governments Play Cupid 🌟

Hold onto your bouquets, folks! 💐 We're diving into the spicy world of modern relationships, where more women are choosing to say "I don't" instead of "I do." Even with governments playing Cupid, some ladies are giving marriage the cold shoulder. Let's unwrap this gift of singlehood, shall we? 🎁



In a Nutshell: Despite governments waving carrots 🥕 (and sometimes sticks 🏒), many women are RSVPing "No" to the lifelong party of marriage. Why? Let's break it down, Ngọc Prinny style!!


🎭 The Marriage Masquerade: What's Behind the Veil?

1. 💰 The Money Pit

   • Kids are cute, but they're also tiny money vacuums! 💸

   • From diapers to diplomas, it's a never-ending expense reel.

2. 🧹 The Chore Wars

   • Society's expectation: Be a CEO by day, Cinderella by night. No thanks! 🙅‍♀️

3. 👶 The Baby Pressure Cooker

   • "When are you having kids?" becomes the new "Hello".

   • Bonus stress: The quest for the golden child (aka a son) 🏆

4. 🎭 The Relationship Reality Show

   • Starring: Toxic partners, drama, and the occasional vanishing act! 🕵️‍♀️

5. 👩‍🦳 The In-Law Invasion

   • It's not just a marriage; it's a merger of families (and their opinions) 🙉 🙉

6. 💔 The Cheating Channel

   • When husbands stray, wives often get the blame. Talk about a plot twist! 📺

7. ⚖️ The Work-Life Tightrope

   • Balancing act between career and home = Mission Impossible 🎭

8. 🏋️‍♀️ The Body Transformation

   • Pregnancy: Nature's way of saying, "Let's redecorate!" (in a not-so-pretty way)🎨


🌈 The Single Life: Choose Your Own Adventure 🌈

• The biggest dilemma? Deciding between pizza or sushi for dinner. Tough life! 🍕🍣


👀 But Wait, There's More: Government Edition! 👑

Even with governments playing matchmaker, some women are swiping left on marriage:

Vietnam's Baby Bonus 🇻🇳: Tie the knot before 30, pop out kiddo #2 before 35, get a pat on the back (and maybe some cash)!

The Single Tax Threat 💼: Some countries are considering taxing singlehood. Talk about a singles' fee!

Global "Ring by Spring" Push 🌍: From the US to Europe, many countries use "singles taxes" to nudge people towards marriage and baby-making.

  • ☝ 🇺🇸 In the USA:
    • Singles pay higher taxes than married couples.
    • New York City takes the cake with a whopping $20,100/year tax for singles renting a one-bedroom apartment.
    • The national average? A cool $7,000/year. Ouch!
  • ☝ 🇪🇺 Europe's not far behind:
    • In the UK, singles shell out an extra £200/month on bills compared to coupled-up folks.
    • Belgium slaps a 53% tax rate on single workers, while married couples with kids enjoy a cushy 37.8%.
    • Germany, Austria, France, and Italy are playing the same game, with singles paying significantly more.
  • ☝ 🇻🇳 And now, drumroll please... Vietnam's National Assembly is eyeing this trendy tax too! They're considering implementing a "singles tax" to boost marriage and birth rates. Talk about putting a price on love! 💘💰
  • In essence, Vietnam is crafting a society where being married with kids isn't just a personal choice – it's a national mission! 🚀🇻🇳

  • 🤔 The Million Dollar Question

    With all these perks and penalties, why are women still choosing singlehood?

    Answer: Because sometimes, the best relationship status is "in a relationship with myself" 💖

    Remember, ladies: Whether you choose to say "I do" or "I do what I want," the most important thing is that you're happy with your choice! 🌈

    🚨 Fun But Serious: A Brief Legal Disclaimer 🚨

    Hey there, legal explorer! 🕵️‍♂️ Before you go...

    • This article is like a map, not a teleporter 🗺️ It'll guide you, but won't zap your problems away!
    • Each legal journey is unique 🦄 Your mileage may vary!
    • For real-world quests, seek a professional legal wizard 🧙‍♂️ (May we suggest Thay Diep & Associates Law Firm?)

    Remember: Reading this doesn't make you a lawyer, just like watching "Top Gun" doesn't make you a pilot! ✈️😉

    #LegalInfo #NotLegalAdvice #ConsultAPro

    #SingleLifeJoy #MarriageMyths #ModernWomenChoices #RelationshipRealities #GovernmentMatchmaking #thuế độc thân

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    There you have it, folks! A whirlwind tour of why some women are choosing to be the main character in their own story, rather than a co-star in someone else's. Whether you're team "Put a Ring On It" or squad "Single and Fabulous", remember: The best happily ever after is the one you choose for yourself! 👑💃

    In a Nutshell: The Great Seal Saga

     Alright, let's dive into this tax tale with a twist! 🎢 Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the world of corporate responsibility and administrative violations. Buckle up, because we're about to make taxes... dare I say it... fun! 😎




    Once upon a time, in the land of bureaucracy, there was a company that found itself in hot water 🌡️ with the tax authorities. The plot thickened when Mr. D, the keeper of the company seal, was caught in the crossfire. But fear not, dear reader, for justice prevailed in the end!


    The Tax Tango: A Comedy of Errors 💃🕺

    • Our story begins with a tax violation notice (No. 09/QĐ-XPVPHC) from the District I Tax Office on January 25, 2022.

    • The company was accused of some tax-tastic transgressions:

      - Incorrectly deducting input VAT (oopsie-daisy! 🌼)

      - Misreporting administrative expenses from 2018 to 2020 (time flies when you're having accounting fun! ⏰)


    Plot Twist: The Seal Bearer's Burden🔄

    • Initially, poor Mr. D was on the hook for 50% of the fine. Talk about a seal of disapproval! 👎

    • But wait! The appeals court stepped in with a "seal-sational" verdict! 


    The Verdict: Seal of Approval 👍

    Here's where it gets interesting, folks:

    1. The company bears full responsibility for the administrative violation. Sorry, no passing the buck here! 🦌

    2. The fine is considered a loss for the company and should be deducted from its profits. 📉

    3. Mr. D, our seal-bearing hero, is off the hook! 🎣 No personal liability for the company's tax boo-boos.


    Why This Ruling Rocks🎸

    • It recognizes that administrative violations are the company's responsibility, not the individual seal keeper's.

    • It ensures that the financial impact of the violation is borne by the entity that made the mistake.

    • It protects individuals from being unfairly penalized for corporate missteps.


    The Moral of the Story 📜

    In the grand theater of corporate responsibility, it's important to remember:

    "With great seal power comes great company responsibility!" 🦸‍♂️

    So, next time you're tempted to blame the seal bearer for your company's tax troubles, remember this tale. Keep it clean, keep it corporate, and always double-check those tax forms! 🧾✅

    There you have it, folks! A tax tale that's sure to seal the deal on your understanding of corporate responsibility. Remember, in the world of business, it's not about who holds the seal, but how the company reveals its true colors when faced with administrative challenges. Stay compliant, stay awesome, Ngọc Prinny style!! 😎


    Link: https://congbobanan.toaan.gov.vn/2ta1418875t1cvn/chi-tiet-ban-an

    #CorporateResponsibility #TaxLaw #BusinessEthics #SealOfApproval


    Startups, Hold On to Your Stocks: Why Holding Companies are the New Black! 🏢

    Hey there, future unicorns and business moguls! 🦄 Ready to learn why holding companies are the secret sauce to startup success? Buckle up, because we're about to take a wild ride through the world of corporate structures, Ngọc Prinny tyle!! 🎢




    What's a Holding Company, Anyway? 🤔

    Imagine a big momma company that doesn't do much except own other companies. That's a holding company in a nutshell! It's like the ultimate helicopter parent, but for businesses. 🚁


    Why Should Startups Care? 🌱

    Here's the scoop:

    1. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy Sales: 🍋

       - Want to sell off part of your business? Just sell a subsidiary!

       - No messy asset transfers or complicated contracts

       - Example: Selling your "DEF" food brand? Just sell the company that runs it!

    2. Limited Liability Love: ❤️

       - One subsidiary in trouble? The others are safe!

       - Example: If one company gets sued for 100 billion, the others don't have to chip in

    3. Restructure Without the Headache: 💆

       - Change ownership at the holding level without disrupting operations

       - Shareholder disputes? Subsidiaries keep on truckin'!


    But Wait, There's More! 🎉

    - Tax Benefits: Sometimes you can offset losses in one company against profits in another

    - Easier Funding: Investors love the clarity and flexibility of holding structures


    The Flip Side (Because Nothing's Perfect) 😅

    - More Paperwork: Each company needs its own accounting, reporting, etc.

    - Higher Costs: Minimum annual costs for each company (about 16 million VND/year)

    - Complexity: Moving money and resources between companies can be tricky


    The Startup Strategy 🚀

    1. Start small with one company

    2. Grow and thrive

    3. When you're ready for the big leagues (funding, IPO dreams), create a holding company

    4. Profit! 💰


    In a Nutshell 🥜

    Holding companies are like the Swiss Army knives of the business world - versatile, handy, and impressive to show off. For startups with big dreams and complex plans, they're often the way to go!

    Remember, folks: In the startup world, it's not just about holding onto your dreams - it's about structuring them right! 🏗️💡


    #StartupStructure #HoldingCompanyMagic #CorporateNinja #ScaleUpSmart #VietnamStartups


    Retired But Not Tired: Double-Dipping in Vietnam's Labor Pool! 🏖️💼


    Hey there, silver foxes and golden oldies! 👵👴 Think retirement means the end of your working days? Think again! In Vietnam, you can have your retirement cake and eat it too. Let's dive into the world of working retirees - where pension meets paycheck!




    The Golden Rule 🏆

    Here's the juicy bit, folks:

    • **When retirees continue working under a new labor contract, they get to enjoy BOTH their pension AND their new salary!** 🤑

    • That's right - double the income, double the fun!


    But Wait, There's More! 🎉

    Working retirees also get:

    • All the perks and benefits stated in their new labor contract

    • Protection under labor laws (because age is just a number, right?)


    The Fine Print 🔍

    Before you dust off that resume, remember:

    • No heavy lifting! Retirees can't work in jobs that are too physically demanding or dangerous

    • Employers must take extra care of their senior employees' health


    Retirement Age: A Moving Target 🎯

    • By 2025, men will retire at 61 years and 3 months

    • Women will clock out at 56 years and 8 months

    • The retirement age will keep creeping up until 2028 for men and 2035 for women


    **In a Nutshell 🥜**

    Vietnam's approach to working retirees is like a financial fountain of youth. You get to keep your hard-earned pension while still bringing home the bacon from a new job. It's the best of both worlds - financial security meets continued purpose!

    Remember, folks: In Vietnam, retirement doesn't mean you're out to pasture - it means you've unlocked the bonus level of your career! 🕹️👑


    #WorkingRetirees #RetirementInVietnam #DoubleIncome #SilverWorkforce #AgeIsJustANumber


    Electronic Notarization: The Semi-Digital Stamp of Approval! 💻✅





    Listen up, document devotees and paperwork pals! 📄🕺 Vietnam's taking baby steps into the future of notarization. It's not fully digital yet, but it's definitely on its way to saving you from paper cuts and long queues. Let's dive into the world of electronic notarization - where your documents get a taste of VIP treatment in the digital realm!


    What's the Buzz About? 🐝

    Electronic notarization in Vietnam is like giving your documents a partial digital makeover. It's:

    Semi-Legit: The process starts online but needs an in-person finale 👨‍⚖️

    Faster: Less waiting, but not completely queue-free ⚡

    Eco-friendlier: Save some trees, but keep a few around for the final step 🌳


    Here's the Deal... 🎣

    Electronic notarization in Vietnam has some unique quirks:

    People's Committee Only: Currently, only the People's Committee can perform this semi-digital dance 🏛️

    Not for Notary Offices: Notary offices are still waiting for their digital debut 🎭

    Two-Step Process: Start online, finish in person 🕺💃


    How to Get Your Semi-Digital Stamp of Approval 🖋️

    1. Create an Account: Sign up on the National Public Service Portal (it's like creating a Facebook account, but for adulting!)

    2. Upload Your Doc: Give your document its first taste of the digital world

    3. Wait for Approval: Cross your fingers and hope for the best

    4. Visit in Person: Once approved online, bring your original document to the People's Committee for the final check

    5. Get Notarized: Watch as your document gets its official seal of approval


    The Perks of Going Semi-Digital 🎉

    • Save Some Time: Less waiting overall, even if you can't avoid it completely ⏰

    Easier Tracking: Keep an eye on your document's journey through cyberspace 🔍

    Baby Steps to the Future: Be part of Vietnam's digital transformation journey 🚀


    **In a Nutshell 🥜**

    Electronic notarization in Vietnam is like a document's first swimming lesson. It's dipping its toes in the digital pool but still needs a lifeguard (the People's Committee) for the final approval. It's not fully digital yet, but hey, Rome wasn't built in a day!

    Remember, folks: In the world of Vietnamese electronic notarization, your online application is the appetizer, but the main course is still served in person! 🍽️💼

    #ElectronicNotarizationVietnam #DigitalTransformation #E-Government #PeopleCommittee #FutureOfBureaucracy


    Founding Shareholders' Stock Shuffle: When "Oops" Meets "Uh-oh" in the Boardroom! 🎭📊

    Attention all corporate high-rollers and stock market mavens! 🎩💼 Today, we're diving into a tale that's part Shakespeare, part Wall Street, with a dash of "what were they thinking?" Let's explore why founding shareholders can't just play musical chairs with their stocks without the big bosses nodding along!




    The Golden Rule (Or Should We Say "Stock" Rule?) 📏

    According to Vietnam's Enterprise Law, founding shareholders have a 3-year "cooling off" period after the company gets its business registration certificate. During this time:

    • They can freely transfer shares to other founding shareholders (it's all in the family, right? 👪)

    • But transferring to outsiders? That needs the special "pretty please" from the General Meeting of Shareholders 🙏


    When Stock Transfers Go South: A Cautionary Tale in 4 Acts 🎭

    1. Act I: The 4 Billion VND Oopsie 💸

       - Starring: Mr. Ho (founding shareholder) and Mr. P (eager outsider)

       - Plot twist: No shareholder approval = Transaction voided faster than you can say "insider trading"

       - Finale: Mr. Ho's wallet got 4 billion VND lighter

    2. Act II: The "But Our Rules Are Different" Defense 🛡️

       - Featuring: A company with an overly creative interpretation of rules

       - Spoiler alert: The court wasn't buying their "house rules" excuse

    3. Act III: The Verbal Agreement Fumble🗣️

       - Main character: Mr. T, master of the "they all agreed... verbally" defense

       - Court's response: "If it's not on paper, it didn't happen!" 📝

    4. Act IV: The Three-Year Itch 🕒

       - Starring: Ms. T, who just couldn't wait those three years

       - Result: Transaction nullified, money returned, do not pass GO, do not collect $200 🎩


    Lessons Learned (The Hard Way) 🧠

    1. Get it in writing! Verbal agreements are about as useful as a chocolate teapot in court ☕

    2. Timing is everything: That 3-year rule isn't just a suggestion, it's the law! ⏳

    3. Shareholder approval is key: Without it, your stock transfer is as valid as Monopoly money 💰


    The Bottom Line 📊

    Founding shareholders, listen up! Before you start handing out shares like party favors, make sure you've got the official thumbs up from your shareholder squad. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a legal limbo faster than you can say "stock option"! 

    Remember: In the world of corporate law, it's not just what you know, it's what you can prove on paper. So dot those i's, cross those t's, and maybe keep a corporate lawyer on speed dial... just in case! 😉📞👨‍⚖️


    #FoundingShareholderWoes #CorporateLawFails #StockTransferMishaps #VietnamBusinessLaw #ShareholderApprovalMatters


    Wednesday, August 21, 2024

    Digital Notarization: Vietnam's Legal System Flirts with a High-Tech Makeover! 🖥️⚖️

    Hold onto your traditional seals, folks! Vietnam's legal landscape might be getting a digital facelift. The government has just submitted a draft report to the National Assembly on potential amendments to the Notarization Law, and guess what? Electronic notarization is peeking around the corner, Ngọc Prinny STYLE! 🌟





    Why All the Buzz? 🐝

    If approved, electronic notarization could promise to:

    • Speed up processes faster than you can say "stamp" 🏎️

    • Cut costs sharper than a notary's seal 💰

    • Solve headaches caused by traditional methods (no more paper cuts!) 🩹


    What Could Be in the Digital Notary's Toolkit? 🧰

    1. E-Signatures: Say goodbye to hand cramps! 👋✍️

    2. Video Conferencing: Notarize in your pajamas (bottom half only, please) 👔🩳

    3. Blockchain Technology: Making documents more tamper-proof than your grandma's secret recipe 🔒🍪


    The Fine Print (Potentially in Pixels!) 📃➡️💻

    Legal Status: E-notarized documents could have the same legal weight as their paper counterparts. Trees, don't celebrate just yet! 🌳🤫

    Security Measures: More layers than a digital onion might be needed to keep your data safe 🧅🔐

    Scope: Not everything may go digital (e-notarized wedding certificates might still be a dream) 💍❓


    What This Could Mean for You 🤔

    1. Businesses: Potentially faster transactions, lower costs. Fingers crossed! 💼🤞

    2. Individuals: Possible end to long queues or missed work days. Netflix and notarize... maybe? 🛋️📺

    3. Environment: Trees everywhere are holding their breath 🌳😮‍💨

    Challenges Ahead 🚧

    Tech Infrastructure: We might need to upgrade those dial-up modems, people! 🖥️🚀

    Digital Literacy: Grandpa might need a future crash course in PDFs 👴📚

    Cybersecurity: Hackers, stay on standby! This fortress might be guarded by digital dragons 🐉💻


    The Road Ahead 🛣️

    While we're not quite ready to completely ditch pen and paper (and might not be for a while), this potential move towards e-notarization could be a giant leap for Vietnam's legal system. It's like watching a teaser for your favorite courtroom drama's futuristic spin-off! 🎭📺


    Notarize with the Best: Thủ Thiêm Notary Office! 🏆

    Speaking of notarization, have you heard about Thủ Thiêm Notary Office? While e-notarization is still a draft idea, they're experts in traditional notarization and ready to adapt to any future changes! 🏄‍♂️

    Location: 158 Tran Nao, An Khanh ward, Thu Duc city, HCMC

    Experience: Since November 2012 (that's over a decade of stamping excellence!)

    Services: From current notarization needs to potentially cutting-edge future e-services, they're preparing to have you covered

    Whether you need to notarize your billion-dollar business deal or just prove you're the rightful owner of your cat 🐱, Thủ Thiêm Notary Office is your go-to place. They even offer on-site services for when you're too busy (or lazy) to leave your office or home!

    Remember, folks: while the future of notarization might be digital, for now, your ink signature is still mightier than the sword... and definitely easier to read! 🖋️💪

    So, are you ready to watch the potential evolution of notarization? The future might be coming, and it could be stamped with a digital seal of approval! 🚀✅


    Our services: https://ngocprinny.blogspot.com/2023/07/thu-thiem-notary-office-your-trusted.html

    #PotentialDigitalNotarization #VietnamLegalTech #FutureOfLegalServices #NotaryInnovation #ThuThiemNotary


    Arbitration Award Hits a Sour Note: Court Cancels Son Tung M-TP's 6 Billion VND Bill!

    Hold onto your headphones, music fans and legal buffs! 🎧⚖️ Remember that chart-topping legal drama starring Vietnam's pop prince Son Tung M-TP? Well, we've got a remix that's about to break the internet! 🌟




    The Plot Twist That's Making Waves 🌊

    Imagine this: The Ho Chi Minh City People's Court just dropped the mic on that 6 billion VND arbitration award against M-TP Talent! 🎤💥 They've hit the delete button faster than you can say "auto-tune"!


    Why The Court Said "Cut!" ✂️

    Hold onto your wigs, folks! The court found that the arbitration panel was singing way off-key:

    • They were about as impartial as a teenage fangirl at a Son Tung concert 🤩

    • Their judgment was less balanced than a one-legged tightrope walker 🤹‍♂️

    • They ignored the golden rule of "freedom of contract" faster than you can say "lip-sync" 🎙️


    Breaking Down the Legal Beatdown 🥁

    1. Email ≠ Contract: The arbitrators thought clicking "like" on an email was as good as signing on the dotted line. Newsflash: A thumbs-up emoji isn't legally binding! 👍≠📜

    2. TAD Global's Procrastination: They didn't give M-TP Talent work plans for 7 months, then wanted everything done ASAP. That's like asking for a world tour to be organized overnight! 🌎🏃‍♂️

    3. Damages Without Proof: The panel claimed TAD Global suffered losses without a shred of evidence. That's like claiming your dog ate your platinum record! 🐕💿

    4. Biased Evaluation: They were about as fair and balanced as a see-saw with an elephant on one end! 🐘🏋️‍♂️


    The Court's Greatest Hits 🎶

    The court ruled that the arbitration panel:

    • Ignored the principles of "freedom and voluntary agreement in commercial activities" 🤝

    • Forgot about "freedom of agreement and respect for the will of parties in civil transactions" 🤔

    • Violated the "all individuals and legal entities are equal" principle faster than a quick costume change! 👚👕


    What's Next on the Playlist? 🎼

    This legal remix means M-TP Talent is off the hook... for now! But in the world of showbiz and law, you never know when the next hit (or lawsuit) will drop! 🎬⚖️

    Remember, folks: In the entertainment industry, sometimes the biggest drama happens off-stage. Keep your contracts tight and your lawyers, Ngọc Prinny style on speed dial! 📱💼


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    https://ngocprinny.blogspot.com/2024/08/pop-stars-company-hits-sour-note-son.html


    #ArbitrationFail #EntertainmentLaw #VietnamLegalScene #ContractDisputes #MusicIndustryDrama #SonTungMTP

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